sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you win again, gameday.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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