So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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