I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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