So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Say something about gay babies.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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