Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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