So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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