He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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