ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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