The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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