You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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