Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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