Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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