just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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