There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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