No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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