he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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