He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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