What did we do last night that was yellow?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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