If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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