i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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