I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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