There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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