You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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