I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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