Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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