Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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