Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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