i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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