your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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