Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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