i permit you to call me
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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