your parents love me but you hate me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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