Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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