I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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