Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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