Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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