The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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