Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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