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where am i from again
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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