the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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