Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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