He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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