All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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