why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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