your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wish i was in the wii world.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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