Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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