Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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