look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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