We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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Ours, apparently.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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