i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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